Warrington and District Rifle and Pistol Club - Small bore rifles, air pistol and muzzle-loaders on indoor range. Training for suitable novices with club equipment. Located in Warrington, Cheshire.
Spectrum Striders Running Club - Results, club news, and forthcoming events for this Birchwood based distance running club.
Warrington Sports Club - Home Page - Club providing archery, cricket, hockey, squash and tennis. Facilities located at Walton include bar and function suite available for booking. Sporting and social memberships available.
Warrington Youth Club - Details of events and opening times for the club based at the Warrington Peace Centre.
Fidlers Ferry Sailing Club - Dinghy and yacht cruising located on the River Mersey. Race days, results, location, course picture, discussion board and contact details.
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
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