There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Weaverham Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Weaverham
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Weaverham Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Weaverham
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Weaverham When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Weaverham
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Weaverham The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Weaverham
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Weaverham Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Weaverham
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Weaverham We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Weaverham
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Weaverham "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weaverham
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Weaverham I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Weaverham
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Weaverham Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Weaverham
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Weaverham "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Weaverham
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Weaverham "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Weaverham
