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Wilmslow Guild Players - Amateur theatre group. Includes past and forthcoming productions, location, ticket information, and photo galleries.
Wilmslow Website - Portal for this village, includes photographs and comprehensive information about the area.
Monitor Educational Services - Runs timetabling courses for teachers in secondary schools in England and Wales. Includes course guide, schedule and online booking.
Quarry Bank Mill - Museum of the industrial revolution, and a working cotton mill. Site includes resources for teachers and students.
Wilmslow Green Room Society - Amateur dramatic society, past and forthcoming productions, location, ticket information, newsletter and photograph galleries.
Whats in Wilmslow - Local portal. Commercial and non-commercial listings.
Wilmslow Methodist Church - Presents services, activities, calendar, reports, news and views, photos, devotional material, links and location. In the Bramhall circuit.
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck Wilmslow Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Wilmslow The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. -- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Wilmslow The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Wilmslow Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Wilmslow Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Wilmslow One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -- Al Capp Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov Wilmslow If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden Wilmslow I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! -- Woody Allen Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompson Wilmslow This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Wilmslow Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante Wilmslow Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Wilmslow The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford Wilmslow "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Wilmslow And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Wilmslow Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor Wilmslow Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Wilmslow Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Wilmslow A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Wilmslow "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous Wilmslow It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward Wilmslow Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln Wilmslow
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