If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Winsford Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Winsford
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Winsford "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Winsford
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Winsford "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Winsford
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Winsford Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Winsford
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Winsford He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Winsford
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Winsford We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Winsford
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Winsford A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Winsford
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Winsford "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Winsford
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Winsford The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Winsford
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Winsford Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Winsford
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Winsford To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Winsford
