Cleveland Links
Return to Main
 Link to our Web Page
 Up One Level
:: Europe :::: United Kingdom :::: England :::: Cleveland ::

Cleveland Links

Teesside.com - Directory providing, amongst other things, visitor information, a business directory, accommodation listings, and details of leisure activities in the area.
Teesside Online - Resource including clubs and pubs, sport, history, accommodation, places to visit, chat room, and bulletin boards.
Cleveland Family Mediation Service - Organisation which aims to provide a neutral and safe setting where couples in separation or divorce can be helped to take responsibility for their own future arrangements as parents.
Tees Valley Communities Online - Covers Grangetown, Dormanstown, St Hildas, South Bank, North Ormesby and Owton/Rossmere, providing information on local history, features, arts, sports, poetry, drama, music, people and places.
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser tha Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence Cleveland When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Cleveland There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux Cleveland More light! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills Cleveland If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain Cleveland I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Cleveland Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge Cleveland "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin Cleveland Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau Cleveland You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Cleveland Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton Cleveland Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Cleveland "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein Cleveland I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Cleveland Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Cleveland Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cleveland "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding outside. -- Dag Hammarskjold "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Cleveland The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer Cleveland Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Cleveland blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Cleveland A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire Cleveland Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. Cleveland
Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |