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I Do Nails & I Do Beauty - Mobile nail and beauty technician. Profile, treatments and price lists.

Belasis Business Centre - Flexible leasing of prestigious modern office space and hiring of conference and function facilities. Describes its facilities.

Academy of Dog Training and Behaviour - Includes instructors, behaviourists, pet dog owners and competitors in all dog disciplines.

K E S Electrical - Offers domestic and commercial electrical installations, bathroom fitting and PVC ceilings. With information about the company and photographs of their past work.

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(François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Billingham "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Billingham Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Billingham Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Billingham What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? -- Gertrude Stein, dying words The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Billingham Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Billingham "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery Billingham A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Billingham Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Billingham Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom Billingham One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic. -- Marie Tonkin I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea Billingham My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, Billingham Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Billingham I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Billingham You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin Billingham "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous Realism is a corruption of reality. -- Wallace Stevens Billingham Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Billingham Man and wife make one fool. Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire Billingham The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken Billingham Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. -- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Billingham
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