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"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Guisborough A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Guisborough
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Guisborough "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Guisborough
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Guisborough If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Guisborough
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Guisborough How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Guisborough
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Guisborough This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Guisborough
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Guisborough I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Guisborough
Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Guisborough There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Guisborough
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Guisborough You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Guisborough
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Guisborough "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Guisborough
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Guisborough All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Guisborough
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Guisborough Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Guisborough
