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This is Hartlepool - Local directory of business, travel, education, leisure and other organisations.
Hartlepool Net UK - The official online guide to the town, businesses and community of Hartlepool.
The Alternative Guide to Hartlepool - Guide to all aspects of Hartlepool life, concentrating predominantly on activities that take place in and around the copious number of pubs around Hartlepool.
Hartlepool Online - Hartlepool and East Durham's daily newspaper, the Hartlepool Mail. The site is updated throughout the day to provide readers with up-to-the-minute news, sports and feature stories from the town and the surrounding areas including Blackhall, Horden, Peterlee, Easington and Teesside.
Owton Fens Community Association - Community group offering local residents a stepping stone into education and employment.
Hartlepool Beachcomber - Images, some pictorial some surreal, related to the edge of the water, salt and fresh.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Hartlepool It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky Hartlepool "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- P. J. O'Rourke "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Hartlepool "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford Hartlepool Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. -- Vincent Van Gogh Hartlepool Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple Hartlepool "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Hartlepool "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton Hartlepool If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov Hartlepool I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are. -- Gamaliel Bradford Hartlepool The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -- Mae West "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Hartlepool The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni Hartlepool The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Hartlepool I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson Hartlepool The west wasn't won on salad. -- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Hartlepool Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains fa Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt Hartlepool Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln Hartlepool "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have th Hartlepool A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society. -- C. Stacey Woods Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Hartlepool There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Hartlepool May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disg "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor Hartlepool "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Hartlepool
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