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All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
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- Jean-Paul Sartre There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
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-- Tom Robbins Business and Economy I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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th Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Business and Economy
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
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-- B.F. Skinner "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Business and Economy
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Business and Economy Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Business and Economy
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Business and Economy
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
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proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
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If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Business and Economy Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Business and Economy
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Business and Economy "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Business and Economy
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Business and Economy "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Business and Economy
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Business and Economy I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Business and Economy
