Grange Primary School - Nursery and school (through to age 11) in Owton Manor area of Hartlepool. Provides a prospectus, a newsletter and information on staff, students, events.
The English Martyrs School - School and sixth form college in Hartlepool. Provides a prospectus and information on school activities.
St Hilds Church of England School - Secondary school in Hartlepool. Provides information about the staff, school calendary and facilities and links to various educational resources on the Web.
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Education "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Education
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Education For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Education "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Education
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Education Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Education
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Education Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Education
Man and wife make one fool. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Education To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Education
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Education The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Education
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Education If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Education
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Education "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Education
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Education Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Education
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Education To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Education
