Hartlepool Golf Club - An 18 golf course on the north east coast of England. Information about the golf course for potential visitors, club history, competition and social calendar, and team news.
West Hartlepool R.C. - The Club, known to supporters as West, will play at Victoria Park.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Recreation and Sports Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports
What's new? Most of my wife. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Recreation and Sports "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Recreation and Sports
"I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Recreation and Sports When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Recreation and Sports
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Recreation and Sports The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Recreation and Sports
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Recreation and Sports Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Recreation and Sports
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Recreation and Sports "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Recreation and Sports
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Recreation and Sports "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Recreation and Sports
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Recreation and Sports
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Recreation and Sports
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Recreation and Sports "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Recreation and Sports The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Recreation and Sports
