South Tees Acute Hospital NHS Trust. - Providing hospital based health care from three main sites: Middlesbrough General Hospital, South Cleveland Hospital and North Riding Infirmary.
Queensway Anxiety Management Clinic - Referral based clinic, offering a full range of anxiety management and oral surgery services. Includes details of the team, referral protocols, and research information.
The National Childbirth Trust - Teesside Branch - Offers information and support in pregnancy, childbirth and early parenthood. Membership, newsletters, classes, and discussion groups are all listed on line.
Dr Roger Neville-Smith - Provides information about homeopathy and Dr Roger Neville-Smith, medical homeopath, consulting in Guisborough and Saltburn.
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-- Brendon Behan The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
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certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Health
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Health Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Health
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Health The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
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-- William Faulkner Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Health When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Health
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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cocaine.
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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-- Bernard Baruch Health
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Health The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Health
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Health "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Health
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Health Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Health
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Health Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Health
Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Health If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Health
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Health Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Health
