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Hartlepool Mail - Serving Hartlepool and East Durham since 1877. Updated throughout the day to provide up-to-the-minute news, sports and feature stories from the town and the surrounding areas including Blackhall, Horden, Peterlee, Easington and Teesside.
Radio North Tees - The Heart and Sound of Teesside - Hospital Radio station for the University Hospital of North Tees. Provides background on the station, a daily schedule and a shop.
icTeesside - Provides news, sport and information for Teesside, Hartlepool, Darlington and North Yorkshire.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson News and Media The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner News and Media Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James News and Media It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 News and Media "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre News and Media Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Ehrlich News and Media Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen News and Media "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken News and Media "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. -- Albert Einstein Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner News and Media Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") News and Media Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) News and Media "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review News and Media "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert News and Media When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada News and Media Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove News and Media University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. News and Media Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) News and Media Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur News and Media "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. -- Oscar Wilde News and Media Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) News and Media Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) News and Media Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. News and Media
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