Hartlepool Golf Course - 18 golf course on the north east coast of England. Useful information about the golf course for potential visitors. Also provides information for members.
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-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Golf It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Golf
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Golf Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Golf
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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-- Beverly Sills "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Golf
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Golf The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Golf
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Golf Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Golf
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Golf Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Golf
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Golf If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Golf
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Golf Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Golf "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Golf
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Golf A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Golf
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Golf "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Golf
