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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Walking This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Walking
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Walking I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
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If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Walking Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Walking
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Walking Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Walking
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Walking When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Walking
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Walking The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Walking
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Walking Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Walking
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Walking Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Walking
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Walking The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Walking
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Walking For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Walking
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Walking "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Walking
