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Saltburn Links

Hunley Hall Hotel and Golf Course - 27 hole golf course, par 68, 5948 yards to 73, 6918 yards. Set in 250 acres of undulating countryside with picturesque views.

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(Joe Orton, Loot) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be Saltburn If I were a girl, I'd despair. 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