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>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Travel and Tourism Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Travel and Tourism
"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Travel and Tourism Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Travel and Tourism
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Travel and Tourism "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Travel and Tourism
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Travel and Tourism Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Travel and Tourism
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Travel and Tourism If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Travel and Tourism
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Travel and Tourism If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Travel and Tourism
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Travel and Tourism I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Travel and Tourism
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Travel and Tourism
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Travel and Tourism
