Club M - One of the largest music clubs in the north of England. Door policies, opening times, forthcoming events, DJ profiles and job vacancies. [Requires Flash]
Harlequin Dance Studio - A major landmark in the teaching of dance, established in 1980 by Mrs Barbara-Anne Lloyd-Wallis.
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Arts and Entertainment "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Arts and Entertainment
"Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Arts and Entertainment We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Arts and Entertainment
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Arts and Entertainment "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Arts and Entertainment
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Arts and Entertainment "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Arts and Entertainment
"There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Arts and Entertainment
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Arts and Entertainment "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Arts and Entertainment
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Arts and Entertainment The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Arts and Entertainment When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Arts and Entertainment A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Arts and Entertainment
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Arts and Entertainment Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Arts and Entertainment
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Arts and Entertainment Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Arts and Entertainment
