Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Travel and Tourism
"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Travel and Tourism
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Travel and Tourism I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Travel and Tourism
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Travel and Tourism Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism
If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Travel and Tourism "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Travel and Tourism The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Travel and Tourism
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Travel and Tourism "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Travel and Tourism A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Travel and Tourism
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Travel and Tourism Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Travel and Tourism
