Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
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-- Madeleine L'Engle Travel and Tourism
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Count your age with friends but not with years.
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-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Travel and Tourism
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
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"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
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