Cornwall Leon Paul Junior Series - National youth fencing competition organised by members of Bude and Truro fencing clubs and held at Bude Sportcentre. Results and entry forms.
Bude and North Cornwall Golf Club - Established in 1891 the course offers 18 holes of 6057 yards with a par of 71. Course details, history, member and visitor details plus recommended hotels.
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