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"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
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-- Navaho saying Computers and Internet Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
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-- Buddha Computers and Internet
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-- Abraham Lincoln By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
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-- Socrates Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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-- Joseph Addison Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
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Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
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-- Thornton Wilder Computers and Internet The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Computers and Internet Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Computers and Internet
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
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Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Computers and Internet I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Computers and Internet
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Computers and Internet The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Computers and Internet
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Computers and Internet
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Computers and Internet A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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