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Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Economic Development Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Economic Development
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Economic Development You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Economic Development
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Economic Development "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Economic Development
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Economic Development I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Economic Development
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Economic Development Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Economic Development
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Economic Development Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Economic Development
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Economic Development "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Economic Development
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Economic Development When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Economic Development
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Economic Development "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Economic Development
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Economic Development Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Economic Development
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Economic Development The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Economic Development
