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When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
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-- John Renmerde It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
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-- Oscar Wilde Legal Services "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Legal Services
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
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"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Legal Services A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
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Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Legal Services "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Legal Services
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Wil Shriner Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Legal Services Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Legal Services
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Legal Services Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Legal Services The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Legal Services
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
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thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Legal Services Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Legal Services
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Legal Services "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Legal Services
