Camel Valley Vineyards - Cornwall's largest vineyard, situated on the slopes above the River Camel. Details of the vineyard and wines produced with online shop.
Wine in Cornwall - Importers Cochonnet Wines. Includes contact details and a list of available wines.
Julian Foye - Company history, furniture range, special offers and an enquiry form.
Wildlife Online Store - Retailers of fashionable outdoor clothing and leisurewear offer their best selling items online and give details of their shops in Cornwall.
Atlantic Pools - Installer of swimming pools, hot tubs and spas presents his range and services.
Cornwall A Celtic Nation - Selling videos about Cornish music, festivals, language and politics.
Carley's Organic Foods - Truro shop delivers to Mid and West Cornwall. Standard or vegan boxes plus bespoke boxes from 3,000 item stock.
Warrens Bakery - Describes cornish pasties and cakes and gives shop locations throughout Cornwall and the South West. Includes order on line facility.
Just Cornish - Online shop for books, arts and gifts made in Cornwall. Includes Cornish language books.
Cornish Hot Tubs - Suppliers of hot tubs, spas and massage beds. Includes product details, and information about technical support.
Nice Organics - Company delivering locally bought and grown organic produce in South Cornwall. Delivery days and areas, box contents and ordering information. (May not work on all browsers.)
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