The Tamar Valley Donkey Park - Donkey sanctuary in Gunnislake. Eeyore's souvenir store, cafe and disabled facilities.
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Travel and Tourism To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Travel and Tourism
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Travel and Tourism Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Travel and Tourism
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Travel and Tourism Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Travel and Tourism
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Travel and Tourism Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Travel and Tourism
The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Travel and Tourism Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Travel and Tourism
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Travel and Tourism We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Travel and Tourism
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Travel and Tourism
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
