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I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
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- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Is there life before death?
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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-- Anne S Travel and Tourism Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
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-- Chekhov Travel and Tourism
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
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- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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-- John Cage Travel and Tourism Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
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-- Fred Astaire Travel and Tourism
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
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-- Erich Fromm "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Travel and Tourism The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Travel and Tourism
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
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- Mel Brooks Travel and Tourism The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
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If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
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-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Travel and Tourism
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
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-- Henry James Travel and Tourism
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
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-- Benjamin Franklin If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
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Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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