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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Health Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Health
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Health It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Health
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Health "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Health
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Health He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Health
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Health Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Health
Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Health I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Health
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Health What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Health
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Health There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Health
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Health Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Health
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Health Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Health
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Health "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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