I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
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-- Thomas Jefferson I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
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"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
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-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
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-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Arts and Entertainment
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) The covers of this book are too far apart.
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Arts and Entertainment Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Arts and Entertainment
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Arts and Entertainment If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. May you never leave your marriage alive. Arts and Entertainment Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
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"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Arts and Entertainment I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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-- Bertrand Russell Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Arts and Entertainment
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Arts and Entertainment "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Arts and Entertainment
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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bre "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert My other wife is beautiful. Arts and Entertainment "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
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-- Anon "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Arts and Entertainment "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Arts and Entertainment In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Arts and Entertainment
Man and wife make one fool. This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Arts and Entertainment Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
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-- Caroline Rhea It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
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