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Blazing Saddles - Mountain bikes for hire. Prices and delivery area, also local cycle paths.
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Recreation and Sports
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Recreation and Sports We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Recreation and Sports
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Recreation and Sports
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Recreation and Sports Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Recreation and Sports
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Recreation and Sports Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
May you never leave your marriage alive. When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Recreation and Sports "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports
"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Recreation and Sports If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Recreation and Sports
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Recreation and Sports Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Recreation and Sports If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Recreation and Sports
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Recreation and Sports If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Recreation and Sports
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Recreation and Sports "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Recreation and Sports
