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-- Oscar Wilde "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Health
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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-- Scottish Proverb Health As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
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-- Charles Schultz "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Health
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
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- Albert Einstein University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Health
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
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Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
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-- Calvin My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
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-- Albert Einstein Health The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
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-- Conway's Law Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Health
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
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We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
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-- Ogden Nash Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
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-- Douglas Adams Health The best defense is a good offense.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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