blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Mawgan Porth "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Mawgan Porth
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Mawgan Porth Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Mawgan Porth
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Mawgan Porth "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Mawgan Porth
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Mawgan Porth Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Mawgan Porth
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mawgan Porth The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Mawgan Porth
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Mawgan Porth "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Mawgan Porth
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Mawgan Porth "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Mawgan Porth
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Mawgan Porth "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Mawgan Porth
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Mawgan Porth I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Mawgan Porth
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Mawgan Porth If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Mawgan Porth
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Mawgan Porth blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Mawgan Porth
