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Penzance OnLine. - An information source for the town including shopping, community, tourism, sport, recreation and travel.
The Penwith Webring - Free Webring Directory of sites based in the locality.
The Morrab Library - Independent library, a registered charity. News, collections, membership, lectures and events.
Queen Square Dental Practice - Cosmetic and preventive dentistry. Practicalities, philosophy, staff and news.
You Can Change - Medically qualified life coach. Explains the principles and how the service works.
Penzance - Guide covering marine life, celtic history, tourism and the arts. Includes sections on geology and weather.
Morrab Surgery - Information about the GPs, surgery times, clinics, making appointments and details of other services.
Friends of Penzance Promenade - Campaign group devoted to the regeneration and improvement of the promenade. News and a gallery of archive photographs showing the decline.
Cornwall Bat Hospital - Works to rehabilitate sick and injured bats and return them to the wild.
The best defense is a good offense. -- Anonymous All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Penzance "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday Penzance America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have. -- William Hazlitt If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. -- Allen Ginsberg More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne Penzance You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Penzance The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example. -- Anon. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Penzance I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi Penzance Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills Penzance "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Penzance "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. -- Anon. There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. -- Barbara Howar This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Penzance I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Penzance After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein Penzance "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. -- Rene Descartes An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human Penzance Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde Penzance Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright Penzance There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. --Don Galer Penzance The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Penzance The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln Penzance "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Penzance Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Penzance Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Penzance All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. -- Phillip Brooks "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry Penzance It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him. -- Sydney Smith The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Penzance
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