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I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Marriage is a rest period between romances. An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Saltash In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche May you never leave your marriage alive. Saltash
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Saltash Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Saltash
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Saltash Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Saltash
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Saltash "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Saltash
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Saltash Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Saltash
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Saltash Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Saltash
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Saltash Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Saltash
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Saltash blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Saltash
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Saltash "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Saltash
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Saltash Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Saltash
"Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Saltash Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Saltash
