Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Travel and Tourism Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Travel and Tourism
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Travel and Tourism
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Travel and Tourism
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Travel and Tourism It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Travel and Tourism
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Travel and Tourism Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Travel and Tourism
There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Travel and Tourism Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Travel and Tourism
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Travel and Tourism "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Travel and Tourism
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Travel and Tourism In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
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