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Andrew George MP (Liberal Democrat, St Ives) - Biography, portfolios, speeches, local news, press releases, surgery and contact information on this local MP.
St Ives Trust Archive Study Centre - Archiving and retrieving information related to the area including genealogy, emigration, arts community, maritime, WW2 evacuees and a notice board.
St Ives School - A Technology College - Information on the school with newsletter, online brochure and vacancies.
Spooky St Ives - Includes pieces written by a resident and comments from locals.
St Ives Net Dot Com - Events calendar and a directory of links related to the area.
St Ives Reminiscence Project - Project collecting local memories offers free workshops in art, video, mentoring and photography. Site includes a stories page.
The St Ivean - Regularly updated news and views with the facility to add comments, plus archives.
The Sacred Heart and St Ia - Catholic parish of St Ives. Mass times, directions to various chapels, St Ives in the prayer book rebellion.
Church of the Vine - Elim Pentecostal church. Information about meetings, beliefs, ministry. Links to other Christian sites.
Lelant - Local history with articles on topics such as murders, shops, graves and Victorian justice. Information from census returns and local registers.
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) St Ives Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran St Ives "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) St Ives I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde St Ives "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baskins Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty St Ives How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker St Ives The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner St Ives I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams St Ives Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) St Ives Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley St Ives If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are... -- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana St Ives The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door. -- Emily Dickinson Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. St Ives The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur St Ives "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop St Ives Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) St Ives If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. St Ives The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous The west wasn't won on salad. -- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) St Ives "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells St Ives I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me. -- Thomas Jefferson "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. St Ives "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 St Ives One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. -- Moliere The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, St Ives "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin St Ives
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