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I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) My good intentions are completely lethal.
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-- Aldous Huxley "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
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Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
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He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
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Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
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-- Garry Trudeau "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
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A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
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-- William Gladstone Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
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-- Flannery O'Connor A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
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We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
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