I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Travel and Tourism Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Travel and Tourism The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Travel and Tourism
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Travel and Tourism "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism
"Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) My other wife is beautiful. You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Travel and Tourism "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Travel and Tourism
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Travel and Tourism People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Travel and Tourism
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Travel and Tourism Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Travel and Tourism
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Travel and Tourism
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Travel and Tourism Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Travel and Tourism
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Travel and Tourism Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Travel and Tourism
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
