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Barnard Castle Index - A directory of shops, businesses and accommodation in the town and its environs.
Barnard Castle town Portal - Includes news, maps, attractions, shopping, accommodation and travel.
Welcome to Barnard Castle - Information and area maps, local events, businesses, museums, antiques, arts and crafts, online shopping, accommodation and restaurants.
Barnard Castle - A guide to the town which includes a picture gallery, local pubs, villages and related links.
Bede Day Centre - Provide facilities for day time chats and outings. Includes information on projects and activities, contacts and location.
Barnard Castle Life - Information and history on the town including maps and pictures of the castle and Bowes Museum. Links to local organisations, wanted ads and residents forum.
Events Centre - Barnard Castle - Organisers of truck show, steam fairs and tractor pulling events. Information on events, pictures, news and local links.
Flatts Woods - Woodland riverside walk close to the town. Includes background to wood, map, photos and description of plants.
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(Josef Stalin) Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky Barnard Castle "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain Barnard Castle I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff Barnard Castle Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous Barnard Castle Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein Barnard Castle .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Man and wife make one fool. Barnard Castle "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Barnard Castle Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Barnard Castle The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Barnard Castle "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara Barnard Castle Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Barnard Castle Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Barnard Castle What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Barnard Castle It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers Barnard Castle Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Barnard Castle If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein A man in the house is worth two in the street. -- Mae West Barnard Castle A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. -- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Barnard Castle
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