The Sandra Welsh School of Dance - Professional organisation offering dance and fitness classes. Includes an overview of classes, location and contacts.
Harvest - Christian festival aimed at young people in the North East. Details of speakers, bands, workshops, booking forms and how to get involved. Based at Whitton Castle, County Durham.
Bishop Auckland Theatre Society - Provide live theatre to the local community and perform at least twice a year at the Eden Theatre. Includes information on future and past productions, news, and a photograph gallery.
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