Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Chester-le-Street District A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Chester-le-Street District
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Chester-le-Street District My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Chester-le-Street District
You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Chester-le-Street District To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Chester-le-Street District
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Chester-le-Street District I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Chester-le-Street District
"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Chester-le-Street District The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Chester-le-Street District
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Chester-le-Street District If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Chester-le-Street District
It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Chester-le-Street District Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Chester-le-Street District
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Chester-le-Street District Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Chester-le-Street District
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chester-le-Street District Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chester-le-Street District
We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Chester-le-Street District And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Chester-le-Street District
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Chester-le-Street District Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Chester-le-Street District
