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Chilton Junior School - Includes information on staff and contacts, and individual class projects and images .
Chilton Parish Council - Provides information for the local community including councillors, local history, schools, health and contacts .
Windlestone Methodist Church - Provides information on the church history, ministers, services, events, and contacts .
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith Chilton "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. -- Alphonse Karr I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Chilton All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow Chilton The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous Chilton "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge Chilton "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Chilton It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche Chilton When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Chilton If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Chilton Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- George Eliot The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Chilton "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Chilton Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson Chilton I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Chilton Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Chilton God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey Chilton "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost Chilton Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Chilton Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning Chilton If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Chilton A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden Chilton "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert Chilton Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. -- Libby Gelman-Waxner Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers Chilton
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