He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Travel and Tourism If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Travel and Tourism
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Travel and Tourism "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Travel and Tourism Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Travel and Tourism
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Travel and Tourism In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Travel and Tourism
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Travel and Tourism All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler My other wife is beautiful. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Travel and Tourism
"The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Travel and Tourism Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Travel and Tourism
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Travel and Tourism He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Travel and Tourism
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Travel and Tourism Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Travel and Tourism "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Travel and Tourism
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Travel and Tourism NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Travel and Tourism
