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Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Crook In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Crook
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Crook The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Crook
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Crook Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Crook
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Crook You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Crook
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Crook It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Crook
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Crook Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Crook
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Crook If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Crook
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Crook When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Crook
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Crook Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Crook We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Crook
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Crook Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Crook
