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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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-- Anonymous You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
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In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
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"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
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A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
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-- Charles Brower This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
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Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Study men, not historians.
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-- Aldous Huxley The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
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