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Darlington Town - Provides a range of local information and links to services. Includes history, leisure activities, what's on, sport, photographs, and business links.
Darlington Networld - Life in and around the town of Darlington: tourism, schools, business and a street index.
Darlington - Borough council's official visitor guide including details of accommodation, places to visit, events and places to eat.
Track Store - Shop selling wheels, tools, tyres, parts and accessories aimed at racing enthusiasts. Details of online sales, products and mail quote system.
Volkmann - Importers of BMW, VW and Mercedes vehicles. Details of prices, special offers and online quotes.
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Kennedy We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Darlington "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Darlington Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. Darlington Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous Darlington "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Darlington The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompson Darlington My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Darlington If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Darlington A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve Darlington Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb Darlington Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. -- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Darlington "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all Darlington The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Darlington My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber Darlington "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo Darlington My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher Darlington The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde Darlington The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein Give her two red roses, each with a note. 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