Darlington Railway Centre and Museum - located on the 1825 route of the Stockton and Darlington Railway - the world's first steam-worked public railway, includes George Stephenson's Locomotion.
The Haraoke Band - Non-profit group who play music from the 40s to the 90s to provide an evening's entertainment, including party games and singalong items as well as music to dance to.
The Quaker - Offer live music and real ales . Includes gig programme, photograph gallery, reviews, and related links .
Cockerton Brass Band - Information on players, competitions, history and contact details for band manager.
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