The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Darlington Borough All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Darlington Borough
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Darlington Borough Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Darlington Borough
Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Darlington Borough You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Darlington Borough
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Darlington Borough If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Darlington Borough
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Darlington Borough "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Darlington Borough
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Darlington Borough It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Darlington Borough
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Darlington Borough Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Darlington Borough
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Darlington Borough There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Darlington Borough
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Darlington Borough Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Darlington Borough
"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Darlington Borough Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Darlington Borough
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Darlington Borough Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Darlington Borough
