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Springs Dental Practice - General dentistry. Includes qualifications, office and financial information, and dental care tips.
Darlington Cruse Bereavement Care - Support and resource center, providing a free, confidential bereavement counselling service.
Neasham Road Surgery - An NHS practice serving the town. Provides information on doctors and staff, news, patients charter, and related links .
Ernest John Sinar - Spinal Specialist - Provides details of consultations and appointment arrangements. Includes professional qualifications, and both clinical and medico-legal experience .
Denmark Street Surgery - Information about a local medical practice and links to other health sites.
Darlington Massage - Offers massage services by a qualified therapist. Includes telephone number.
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Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. Health "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Health Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to. -- Seen on a t-shirt It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Health Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Health Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Health I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton Health Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Health People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. 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