Stagecoach - Operates bus, coach and travel services in Darlington and the surrounding area.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Transport I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Transport
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Transport Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Transport
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Transport "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Transport
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Transport When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Transport
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Transport Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Transport
"Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Transport If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Transport
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Transport Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Transport
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Transport America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Transport
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Transport "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Transport The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Transport
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Transport Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Transport
